Tim's arm is growing longer to steal the giant Stop Skittle. His friend begs him not to.

BATMAN SUMMONED

Lop-faced unicorn is emitting sparks from his head. "Durrr..." he says, looking intrigued as much as he does stupid. Also his horn's crooked

A bird shits barfs and pisses while his eyes burst from his head in twin fountains of blood. A man in the distance screams, "what the fuck?"

Fuck white people.

The shot of the chick from the exorcist they always use in screamer videos on the internet.

Satan has baked you some shitcakes! :D

Cool turt.

Blandface squareshoulder dislikes her purple cube.

Doodle or Die

A stern, russian cat. He has both a russian hat and a bottle of vodka, plus slightly bulky coat.

The lower folds of his eyes, as well as his lips, are melting.

The duck has one of those weird egyptian beards. The pointy ones that come directly from the chin.

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