eureka! i've finally done it! behold! the mutant living grapefruit! muhahahahaaaa. ha.

i've finally found it! the elusive orb of kazehkdoon! it's mine! now all shall tremble at the might of my... wait a sec, it's a rubber ball!

dude needs to care less about what other people think. especially nostril picking gimps.

that yellow m&m tells red not to cry as he finally succumbs to his crippling peanut allergy

it's like real life except it's a drawing and i didn't even ask the girl out.

timmy's mum made his lunch again today. she's not been the same since his death 5 years ago

my wallet contains only my best friend mr.wormy and my cross for i am a christian.

batman listening to a rape.

close up of a dollar bill reveals a twisted plus sign.

an ecoctopus cleaning up sea pollution

the man opens his cheetos and finds 5 cheetos and the google logo

somewhere out in the vastness of space Uranus has a kindred spirit.