"I'm too fucking tired" says a man. A pink and green blob replies "Oh yeah baby"

A knife brutally stabs a tomato with... another knife.

New Chain

The world has been shattered by a simple card game

People with cat ears barfing Christmas into each other's mouths is "bonerific"

Hammerheart?

"Thanks for the propane Bobby. I love you"

No Sonic! It's a scam!

Cave drawing of a horse. It has giant purple hooves

Eye LOL?

I haven't a clue, and neither do you

New Chain

Parrot fish

A typical cactus with a really long nose. Like, off-the-screen long.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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