A guy confuses the nuclear launch trigger with the light switch. America is no more.

Clark Kent gives Lois Lane a pony for her birthday.

Your parents told you there was no monster in the closet. They lied.

A school paper floating in blankness.

A happy duck.

A happy guy sword-fighting while bleeding out of his ear.

Ice cream and grapes.

Two nerds were playing chess when one of them realized he was losing and flipped the board over in rage.

Eight.

Drop the sock!!!

Spider-Man ends up in Narnia.

Daddy doesn't want to talk to his daughter.