when ya homies new christian rock band is literal fire

a unfinished astronaut

A nudist hides in a bush to escape an awkward hug from an amish man

A brony had broken the horn off your bike. He has no respect for the objects or possessions of others.

A letter B is proud of itself for achieving capital letter status. Good job little B!

An androgynous person bans you. From what, we are uncertain. We are uncertain on many things in life.

>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.” >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I’m ready

one of those rich white kids who thinks hes a gangster because he smoked weed once

stealing from hershells barn

an angry pregnant blonde

Their eyes showed remorse but their stomachs echoed with hunger. They must feed.

legalize gays in america