my 5 limbs

I facepalmed myself when a voice uttered "Panda fetish sex"

A turtle philosophizing while eating grass

Non-threatening Elf threatening me to use full words

"The rain is coming. I'll hide under this giant Red N"

Barack Obama skateboarding on the Moon

doughNOts without knots

A fly trapped in the web

"My hair is made of flies. My mustache, 2 caterpillars.

"I'm just strolling in the park with my pet fly on the leash"

a fly flying inside a half-filled turned around glass.

Arghhhhh!!!!!!