A silly sells his Secret Service car so he can make methe for his family because he has cancer.

Dinosaur named Mike is confused about his own sexual organs while his mother cries.

A man masturbates in his child's blow-up pool while his father cries and drinks his own semen in the corner of the yard. Yeah.

FABUROUS BRUE PANTSORU

Orange and black man has trouble with the lunar eclipse, so he goes to an orphanage and kills all the kids with his eyes.

Cookie monster angry after his hooker stole all of his cookies. He wants blood. A lot of it.

Sad seal cries about his missing tortilla chips while his father masturbates with ice in Alaska

Black man with a raccoon hat ponders the facts of hardcore pornography.

Walter White from Breaking Bad throwing a pizza on his roof while his son is crushed by a tree.

Crazy banana named Bob with schizophrenia watches a murder and becomes turned on

A man riding a rollercoaster yelling "FUN FUN FUN!" at the top of his lungs while a baby cries because of 9/11.

An evil man masturbates to a man committing bloody murder