I have the power to force water from my fingers

i will make your bacon fried

do you think they make this in egg?

Hey im harry potter and this is a better love story than twilight

LOL BRETT BEING A LIGHTWEIGHT xoxo

You guys should lyke dis pic 'cause it well realistic and will help babies survive death

The triangle from zelda, made into a hipster song

I bet this was done by mason 'cause he's gay and likes ponies <3

Lord boobalot

Rufus the naked molerat

DEAD FACE AND STUFF.

Can someone herl me use twitter <3