Cloud is sad while peeing

Dogs are superior and fucking hate us all for treating them like idiots.

I AM AN ELEPHANT AND I AM DESTROYING YOUR HOUSE

magical elephant

Fuckin no, me stuck!

Letters of the alphabet form a mafia and go on a killing spree.

Two doughnuts laugh as a slice of toast kills her husband

New Chain

How you feel right now

broccoli steals people's houses

"Sexy is a thong"

A large cat makes a force field around a smaller cat so it cannot eat.

Doodle or Die

A man takes off his pants while playing his Nintendo DS as he is sexually attracted to Mario; A terrified housemate watches from a deckchair

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