Someone put a pop tart and Snowball II in Frink's Matter Transporter. How foolish.

Draw yourself SIMPSONS style pass it on ;)

The Olsen Twins are doing Coke again

In an elaborate scam to steal Kyle's Ice Cream, Cartman lures Kyle to the best vacation ever. He succeeds in stealing the ice cream.

I think he means "Ikea"

Red Ranger envies the size of Green Ranger's nose. This manifests itself in an accusation of plagiarism.

I'm too much of a hipster to watch past season 10, sorry

Just one of the hundreds of radical right-wing messages inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening

Homer's lost an unhealthy amount of weight

Well, this reporter was possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president.

"Barclay, Barry, Bert... Bort!?" Why didn't he stop at Bert since Bart is before it alphabetically? Stupid Bart.

"Local Beefcake murders wife, kills self: Should have known mullet was bad omen."