Link explains his OT3.

Spider8itch, spider8itch. Does whatever a spider8itch does. Can she swing from a web? No she can't, she's a troll.

A young new chain stands in its bedroom.

Someone just threw a knife at Karkat. Wow, rude.

An unfortunate lesbian is crushed by a falling whale just as she tries to come out.

It's a fight to the death between SHIPPERS and NORMAL PEOPLE. Neither of them look very enthused about it.

Can't sleep, Aradia's ass will eat me.

Frisk learned their flirting skills from Moldsmal.

Sans is dead, apparently (how can you tell when a skeleton is dead, anyway?)

Hussie comes up with a flawless plan - who could resist a proposal from Kanaya?

if only he'd listened. you WARNED him about stairs, dog.

Eridan's flushed for Terezi? That's not going to end well.