Close up of a cow face

Failing to emulate Jimi Hendrix as he had planned, the pathetic musician hangs himself.

Bowl of grapes. Or, ancient Roman hedonism.

Happy man on a hill.

Matt, upset to find his starlet girlfriend on a tabloid cover kissing someone else.

Refusing to cross your Ts

Pineapple knight

Winky face

FACE! (Nickelodeon)

Pink panties. Really you couldn't come up with something not related to sex, or better yet, if relates to sex, something with imagination?

Guy with an arrow through the brain, taking a steam shower.

Creepers at your window.