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A man pisses into a snow drift. Unfortunately, he doesn't have anything original to say.

Telemarketer is waiting for his roasted marshmallows to cool

Pizza Pacman is vomiting rainbows

An amazingly drawn Superman about to take flight.

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A butt farting with a "proot" tattoo on the left cheek.

A man is singing and dancing for a (smiling) mandrill butt

A man with "deal with it" glasses is el caliente. Probably because his hair is on fiyah

A brown cow thing in a swimming pool filled with oil

A giant does a split on a running track where a track meet is in session.

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