A baseball bat

If I see that fucking cat one more time...

Typical night in an inner city gym shower.

Abe Lincoln walking a turtle

EA taking off with your money

Jesus losing the rest of hope he had for humanity.

Hugh Hefner is sad because he's out of viagra.

Fish staring at tits. But instead, you should draw a penis. On wheels. 24 inch rims on those wheels. And they'll spin. Aw yeah...

Jessica Alba without her makeup on

The plot of Every Dead Space game

Half of my daily dose.

Johnny Knoxville raping a duck