bluebird and purple octopus playing tick-tak-toe. octopus is X, bird is O, the bird won. octopus has red eyes and is a bad loser

The knight is sad because he is a woman.

God is giant pink ladies underpants...with frills.

Al, who is very beef, is quite sure he is straight.

Psycho sawing someones head in half.

Doodle or Die

US astronauts want an unfair treaty with Indian aliens.

No doodle.

a mouse is unhappy about needing a diaper change

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