An orange man says nothing can happen to him.

Doodle or Die

A rhino runs a shop from a log and another rhino is shopping there.

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Penn & Teller doing their show Bullshit on TV.

A cloud doctor with a scalpel moves in to perform surgery on a man on a highway.

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An overpriced laptop.

A cracked-out spongebob eating dolphin head with blood everywhere.

A pelican coughs up a taco on a pile of guacamole.

A giant space man shooting the earth in the gut.

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A junkie huffing spray paint.

A rabbi holds his jew candle stick and jew star while wearing a jew top hat

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A toilet flushing.

A thief got his just deserts by being ran over on a highway while a crazy woman with a knife says "Don't you dare steal again."

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