Bleeding gums man is watching you with his tiny little eyes

Man happily sings his favourite Beatles songs unaware of shark's love of The Rolling Stones.

The Grim Reaper plays Tom Hanks in a remake of Castaway. He sits stoically on the raft in the middle of the ocean having just lost Wilson :(

Pink spider devours man

The Soviet Union send a rocket that destroys the death star.

Homer Simpson describes a bunch of black squiggly lines

A tree with a plus sign on it shimmers in the mid-day sun

Rapey looking burger chases pickle in wedding dress.

Santa's nuts will soon be roasting on an open fire. A frightened boy is thinking of this very scenario.

Man with red hair will miss the log that used to sit outside the airport.

Blue square man expresses great joy during the Hindenburg disaster.

A broad bean with sunglasses needs to sort out his attitude and watch his potty mouth pronto.

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