YOU SEEM TO HAVE FOUND YOURSELF TANGLED IN A WEB OF DECEIT AND DELUSION, FRIEND.

Charmeleon holds a battleaxe in his mouth and attacks a monochrome waterfall! Amazing!

Mr. Ratburn slaughters his students with his sword. He knows about timed hits, too. "GREAT!"

Hey, kids! It's Pat the foul-mouthed parrot! Say hi to the kids, Pat!

SHAMPOUKEN!

McNuggie temptation

An army of skeletons marching into battle against the now-boneless human skins they emerged from. Exceedingly frightening for my tastes!

20 LBS. OF THREE DIMENSIONAL, MONITOR-SHATTERING PUSSY AND ASS

GOTTA RESIST TEMPTATION FAST

A weird three-legged fan. No one wants to buy it, no matter how much they slash the price, but I have hope for you, three-legged fan.

Thanks, artist, now I'm all hot and bothered skihfakjfbhauisrgaejrbfeb

Four skulls are about to do this totally hardcore drug. They call it "green pea" on the streets.