Mechanical engineer by day, terrible doodler by night.
The crew opens the airlocks in an attempt to stop the fire that threatens their ship.
Two aliens are about to crash on the most backwater planet in the universe.
A school bus is sacrificed to the great magma worm. All hail the magma worm.
Rasta alium is not impressed by Wario's ability to farm on command.
Metroids built the ancient pyramids of Egypt.
Halo: Noire
Railguns on space whales.
Death Star test shot = Several billion credits, jedi temple = priceless.
Commander Snow is trapped on an ice planet while a stupid sexy alien mocks him from atop an icy wall.
Bruce Willis failed at the end of Armageddon.
Anon's soap opera addiction causes him to become part of the couch.
Two strands of spaghetti, a piece of chalk and a jar of Skub.