Dracula doesn't suck blood. He scrapes and licks.

A super happy man with blue ice cream prances around in a field while a pimpin' sun watches through his shades.

The world's lamest version of Darth Vader.

Spherepig.

Shh, there he is. They call him... Huevos Rancheros.

God's seen everything after 4.54 billion years and has begun hurling comets randomly at the planet's surface for kicks.

In the grimdark future of 2052, the moon demon living in the sky constantly watches you, even when you're making out in a burning building.

No more food for the kitten. She's literally round.

Beware the deadly poisonous mushroom cactus spider. You can identify it by its 7 legs.

"DERRRPY" shouts the man, flailing his arms about. His friends glare uncomfortably as Helga The Downs Syndrome Kid runs to her room. Nice.

'No!' cries out Stick Stickly with two arms and one feeble twig, completely distraught.

Giraffes have a hard time eating Fruit Roll-Ups