A news broadcaster announces his own crime

a pink horse with a red mane and tail

this is vile

a happy red lollipop is pleased to announce 'nay'

funky shoes

an old dude wishes to have giant bear paws for hands and is very pleased when his wish comes true

a really fat hamburger

some guy is pleased with himself for being a tool and announces this fact to a dorito with muscley arms

some guy hates another guy that looks just like him

a green alien squealing

a dog wearing a top hat

a guy skateboards around the globe yelling 'radical'.