When you leave for class, your cat breaks out the paint and lives out his dreams of being a master painter.

Thorin Oakenshield

Smaug is a BAMF, and you dwarves need to stop hating.

Your pet fish is dead. Cry all you want, but it won't bring Flippy back.

After witnessing a mafia hit, Barney Rubble is forced into the witness protection program. His new identity is female.

Somebody murdered Rufus the naked mole rat, and wrote "We <3 MONTAUK MUNSTEP" beside his corpse.

Rory tells Moffat he wants him to try dying a couple of times and see how he likes it.

The question isn't what can you draw, sir, but how. I mean, you can't really draw without arms, now can you?

Snookie has gone bald and grown antennas, but she can still out sass you any day.

Trip and Grace's door. The one at the end of the hallway. It beckons.

There are two settings on the vacuum: Ponies and Suck. One setting blows ponies everywhere, the other... Well, the other just vacuums.

Your smoothie is the classiest of smoothies. Red umbrellas make everything better.