Some thought King Bill's plan to hide his castle from the dinosaur by building it on him was insane, but no one could find a way to stop him

Doodle or Die

a burgular gets the shock of his life when he fights tazerman, the new superhero in town!

A man sly tries to offer you the penis-fish he caught today. One of a kind, he says, but he's asking quite a high price..

Bob Ross' disembodied beard paints a picture showing a killer whale how he will die.

Gigantic alien lays claim to earth with extremely large flag

The pig tries to sell you the giant rasher of bacon. You are unnerved, but nonetheless curious.

The red scribble attempts to traverse the road, even though it's in the middle of the ocean. You go, red scribble. Don't stop believing.

The whizzard, with his incredible ability to piss out of his nose, joins the fray!

Doodle or Die

"Do YoU MiNd If I CoMe In FoR A SmAlL SmEcKeReL oF HoNeY?" screamed Nightmare Pooh, with a voice like a thousand screaming crows.

A fairly well drawn (at least, for this site it is) catgirl wearing a top that shows off a lot of underboob. Also she's grinning idiotically

The milkman needs milk. Surely that should be the other way round? (I'm sure the milk he does have is delicious though)

A happy little bomb plays with a garden hose! Watch out little dude, you might put out your fuse!

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