i came here to

a skeleton dressed in short shorts fat-shames a chubby ghost in a brunette wig

someone drank a gallon of salt

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (ALLLIIIIIIVE)

corn releases the hounds

a moderately-subtle 'thanks doc' joke

a stupid

are you feelin it now mr. krabs

the scholastic book fair

a very dissapointed cigar

a dolphin shooting lightning at a diver

a dancing dog