Katie the suicide bomber begins a relationship with an undercover CIA agent on stilts posing as a basketball fan.

The glass anteater can't find ants, so it drinks green goo instead.

A fire fighter with no hair and no whites in his eyes (only pupil) giving a thumbs up.

Reality is disintegrating. Meh.

Iranian nuclear scientist bananas are pretty chill about the UN blowing up their reactor.

le froggy with no eyes.

New Chain

Colonel Sanders as the Architect in The Matrix.

Doodle or Die

A giant stretches a new three coloured flag over the horizon, blocking out the sun.

Doodle or Die

The Flying Spaghetti Monster hovers near a beer volcano. In this moment, I am euphoric.

Doodle or Die

Arthur the Aadvark graduates from Psychadelic Space Whale University, and ponders his grim future in the job market.

The dirt button.

Pacman, drooling, is lured by a chain of yellow circles to a furnace made from a hollowed-out potato.

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