A flying bald woman, a rewist

An invisible naked man who desperately wants a kiss

A nuclear mushroom in a ketchup bottle.

"Oh, what a lovely burger!" said the obese, obscene eagle.

Stewie f****** loves that tiny mountian

a pencil telling a pig that he's monotone, right to his face. (pig gets real sad)

nerdy bee, thinking of a duck and the mask with a red hat

Man desperately trying to lose weight while eating food from McDonalds

angry grey skeleton

Earth getting attacked by seven colorful party hats

bin laden's buddy has diabetez, big time

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