The king of the whales has hit hard times, and has recently developed an addiction to cigarettes.

Dave from the webcomic Homestuck does not care about the recycled plot of the franchise he stars in. Alpha kids was stupid and unnecessary.

A magic wand sprays cum everywhere.

Is that...a tree? Or...a man.

A man's not racist...on wait no, he is.

A man on a mission...to buy groceries.

I can't tell what gender it is

Oh goddammit, and I just got this shirt cleaned.

A green sweater. Snazzy.

Thor thinks he is not as cool as Loki but he is.

Draw a man swimming in an ocean of Youtube comments.

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