Obese hermaphrodite dinosaur is pleased.

Elephant's mom forgot to pack him a lunch. Only got some juice.

Someone put poisonous fruit on my cheese. Come on guys.

chinaman blastoff confirmed

You get raped or you get lunch. It's up to you.

Man's penis sewed shut

My bitch gramma encounters Grimace during her trip to McDonalds.

Awesome Diplomatic Relations in the 21st Century

cockblocked self esteem

Daddy dresses up for us on Easter

Duck bill on dat ass

Elmer Fudd realizes he's gay for dat bunny dik