Let's compromise and call it a red banana.

DO THE WINDY THING

OH NO KETCHUP

I like

11 HASS THE KNIFE

This is a dead guy.

Mario chasing a cookie down a mountain on a snowboard.

something very bad

A person who is painting an apple.

Shit on a table.

Draw a squiddle. DRAW A SQUIDDLE RIGHT NOW

This guy with sideburns doesn't like Angry Birds.