brown dog with human feet runs into window

morgan never ice skates anymore. not since she started dating kyle. "i miss you morgan," says a lonely wornout ice skate

speakers that bleed gummy bears

a really lame doodle

cthulhu zoidberg cheers on slenderman in a friendly game of basketball

sandra bullock trapped in space

sexy lamp makes bedroom eyes at me, this is why i can't sleep at night

one day on his way to the store, an octopus decided to follow a rainbow. it lead to a pot of gold where asian music blared from a stereo

it's a mr. frogpotato and you put in his eyes and arms

"look, i painted my nails facebook-color." - me in 6 years

walmart hates you too

pissing into a fan makes delicious spaghetti noodles