someone really hates weeaboo hetalia fans

the crocodile wants the kid to buck up with a cup of coffee. Either that or the croc has a kid's head for a dining room table

very abstract art. somebody has a tentacle for an ear lug

your alter-ego is apparently some sort of self loathing jerk, with shorter hair and a whole new wardrobe!

cocaine mug stain! They don't mix well

a sex crazed food addict. Apparently they just saw the dessert of their dreams and wish to have sex with it, before eating.

santa the goalie!

I used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee.

a forever alone guy burning a couple