Your mom.

Nothing.

A hipster chick in a plaid shirt smoking a cigarette and wearing a knit cap. (This isn't in prev. picture, so, optional: She's hit by bus)

A random blue outline devil woman bemoaning the loss off steve jobs over his tombstone. (Which should read "iDied" =D)

Dale (the one with the red nose) from Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers has put on alot of weight, and is in tears.

A giant realistic flying tiger

Bunny on a giant lettuce

Mutant Hamburgular with a lobster claw hand and red eyes shoots a hat-mounted laser gun at Dracula, whilst absconding with a sack of loot.

A happy green horseshoe crab, viewed from below

An earthworm wearing a red vest, thinking of his past lives.

Terrorist surrounded by innocent unaware civilians misspells his own title on his nametag, rethinks his life.

Dude got smooshed by a limo. The sun approves with his cool guy glasses on.