An angry baby toddles up to a walking bird skeleton.

Kaito of Green Hornet begins to stink, having not taken a shower for many days it seems

Ice cubes and or chairs fall off the icy mountain.

New Chain

Oh no! You've been turned into the last animal you saw and animal control is on their way to take you to the shelter, what do you do?!

New Chain

The last thing you ate has come alive and has began its takeover of the world!! Draw the epic march into the city.

A clever way to write "up yours"

Doodle or Die

Taking autoerotic-asphyxiation to a new level, a man in a batman mask copulates with a lumpy garbage bag in a dark alley.

A pristine cross emerges from the darkness.

A realistic nose chants "I am musical." beside a nicely drawn music note.

Kelly Clarkson's hit single, "Fuck You", is flying off the shelves at the reduced price of $.5 a pop. What a steal!

Doodle or Die

A fantastically drawn portrait a child's woes as his mother ONCE AGAIN nags him for neglecting his chores.

A young jewish child flies their remote controlled airplane through some croquet hoops.

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