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baby jak jak

i know as much as you do, bro.

sorry satanic cactus

SANTA I THOUGHT YOU ATE COOKIES, NOT TREES!

man vs wild tells us the nutritional value of snake meat

this is not how babies are born. you need the birds and the bees talk

bad arse winnie the pooh

i'm about to be shot by a tank. hurr hurr.

Your least favorite ship is now canon.

frosting in a circle with sprinkles.

jack i learned to fly. notice me.