A murderous vortex enters the bar, sit down, and slaps his dick on the bartenders face. The bartender then breaks down into tears and dies.

A beautiful red cat.

A blonde woman angrily giving a shoe to her cat.

Mother russia.

Fucked up bear with triple nipples on his head

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Unwrap hot pocket, put in sleeve, microwave for 1min 30secs, shove directly in ass.

A sad thumb face.

The cutest handbag ever!!!

Four people giving the hypest High Five.

A whale sounds CD. It is their favorite.

No Bug! Feature

New Chain

An elf and Naruto end Regular Show with a trash can and ice cream.

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