Just another obligatory doodle that involves a cock. And a very small person.

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I don't care, just make it really impressive. And not a hat. Seriously. You must be tired of drawing those.

A american V8 muscle fanboy rambling about how Japanese cars with their better suspension and more efficient engines are crap.

Whatever the f**k it is, its horrifying and would probably scare small children.

A drug crazed pink poddle decided no to give a f**k about anything anymore and decides to start walking like a zombie.

A skelentntnion with a katana refuses to kill fat chicks as it might get stuck in their flab.

The russian master ball and his manager are looking at 3 vewry long dead fetuses that are in the color of the russian flag.

One of those awful rigged carny games where you shove balls into a clowns mouth.

Two young girls watching a seed grow out of a cup veeery slowly.

Chop chop master onion. KICK, PUNCH. IT'S ALL IN THE MIND!

A french impersonator actually finally gets to visit Paris with a bread stick and a large model of the effiel tower.

Not this double time.

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