a massive sun is about to incinerate the earth and there are a few happy carrots pleased to see the destruction of the human race

a stick figure with brown hair prepares to wield his sword made of money

plato can suck my nuts signed aristotle

oh god please make it stop

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a wounded heavy trying to reach his sandwich before he dies

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a limousine with an ass fetish

a horribly deformed snake thinks about the next time it can shed its skin

New Chain

Mario having sex with an oompa loompa with a jealous bowser watching them from behind a huge trash can

two stick figures about to be swallowed up by the ocean

a yellow apple has an orange erection coming out of its vagina

a brown man with a brown coat smokes a brown cigarette while looking angrily at the viewer

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