Big Hat just served you but due to your low intelligence you might not even realize that. (you couldn't learn the spells either, baka)

Nito got the Chosen Undead by his balls. No. Literally. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Black Phantom has invaded the world of Chen. He could not stop the honking.

A forest hunter catches a glimpse of Solaire and Chosen Undead doing some "jolly co-operation" and seems quite uncontent.

The best boss fight in the game (pre AotA since artorias is the best. duh) is fighting off Gwyneveres brassiere.

Boulder Giant Dad is no content with his sons choice of career as a blacksmith in AL and shares this thought to him over a warm cup o tea.

Manus diagnosed with a malignant tumor. How sad.

Nito is yet again discriminating Pinwheel.

That one time you forgot to equip the Covenant of Artorias.

The chosen undead has fond memories of being beaten to a pulp by a papa mushroom.

Elite Knight scrub exclaims his victory over darkwraiths for he has failed to enable GFWL online play and the Invasions keep on failing

Moe tentacle head from dukes wants to cuddle you.