A guy hates playing dogdeball

a hedgehog called Turkee

A female angel with wings, riding a pig... with no wings.

Trainplan showing a pink part of town

Canadian mountie is 100% pure awesome

3 snails on the way to a french restaurant

White horse with lipstick on, and "menihesten"?, or something like that, is written beneath it

Solved Rubik's Cube, with the green, yellow and blue side showing

The ugly duckling, having a mistletoe in his mouth, crying, because the girls still won't kiss him

Abraham Lincoln eating a watermelon, and says it's quite delicious

Shop burning, that sells angry eyez

Student getting eaten by cow, while the teacher calculating, that it's not a cow, but a bear, with 94% certaincy