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The blue face stares into your soul. The blue face stares into your sole. The blew face stares into your sole. The blue faic stares into..

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Green alien in a lemon asks blue alien in a football, "You know what man looks like?". Blue alien says no, but it's probably lying.

A fuck of many colors.

ACME, purveyor of such fine products as cheap dynamite and iron anvils aplenty, brings you: Blue letters in a white void! Buy now!

HOLYSHIT IS THAT WHAT I FUCKING THINK IT IS OHGOD GOTTA FUCKING GET IT RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST FUUUUUUUUCK

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Don't Panic. That isn't a UFO hovering above you. Carry along, citizen of earth.

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