Emotional numb erect house kinda wishes he was flaccid.

Frog giving snake a blowjob. I think mr. Snake is having an orgasm!

'I'm literally shitting fidget spinners'

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Bob Saget eating all the eggs. (ALL OF THEM)

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Sonic the hedgehog being inflated by a mysterious force

The son of Hitler playing 'the floor is lava' with real fucking lava. Hitler does not approve.

It's not a moon phase, mom! :/

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