A man in the dark decides to masturbate even though he should go to sleep

A little pirate ship is singing songs while giant butts in the sky flap with all their might into the sun

New Chain

A Frenchman is greeted by his neighbor. He surrenders immediately.

A curvy guy with shit hair

A tattooed stomach

A giant alien starship spots a cave with a menstruating woman inside and decides to nope the hell out of Earth

A happy bio-nuclear explosion playing at a football hill

A majestic bird crushing an egg on its neck with its beak

A pink bird with breasts and an orange crab hold hands and sing a song

Walter White's wet dream

A one-handed moose-kangaroo is zapping lightning from his elbow

A duck on some girl's head keeps spitting into her tea

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