The Olympics is boring
Krabby
Twitter doesn't know whether to set California on fire
Joel Zimmerman
Jackie Chan dressed as a cop facepalming because Jet Li can't do his own stunts
Santa Is thirsty
Wilson from cast-away is strong
A wannabe white rapper
A butthurt basement dweller
A retarded bee is stuck in an ice cube
Two cats riding a double seat bicycle saying "fuck the police"
Roger Waters