Lobster drowning

Saturn

9/11 is a conspiracy by the government

Cat walking on the keyboard, what will he do?

Patting my head, and rubbing my tummy. I am bald and it looks like bleeding out of my stomach.

He lies squidward's hopes and dreams

Flat Stanley vs Lizzo

Santa but like he has devil ears

Squidward does not support LGBTQ rights, infact, he's highly against it. (He is also wearing a diet dr. kelp costume)

Twitch.tv has banned me for my crimes against humanity which includes 5 counts of murder and 6 counts of torture.

Zelda The Hemhog

Big Bang but its your mom and your dad