words in a bowl of soup

He fight a bear!

A giraffe trading in his radio to another giraffe for money at a pawn shop

A really sad hipster emo guy.

Some superman stole thor's hammer

cicero from skyrim saying "Once Kill you!!"

a turd escapes a house fire

A handicapped man gets to live his dream; parachuting. he's still in a wheelchair

It's a baby penis!

The Amazing hero of time, Link