a black woman menstruating all over the floor

A student gets detention and then immediately tells the hall monitor to go burn in the hall. they are on a sea-saw

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draw your perfect woman. and then add cat ears, a nose, and a small gerbil.

hardcore porn involving mayonnaise and ferrets.

a tf2 veteran fucking a salamander as a creeper from minecraft watches creepily.

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Abraham Lincoln dueling Buzz Lightyear with baguettes as the moon falls out of orbit threatening to doom us all. They are in the nude.

an anthropomorphic representation of the planet earth masturbating furiously with a dildo over a copy of playworld. The earth has four eyes.

a beheaded bear mourns the loss of his body which was just recently thrown into a wood chipper.

a drunk bisexual fox named Gerard humping a lamp post as he is having a deep conversation on the telephone with his mother, Esmeralda.

that one alien squid dude from fairly odd parents that wanted to bone timmy and did despite wandas overwhelming jealousy.

a pizza carrot man shows joy over his recent diagnoses of bicep cancer. His tumors are very pronounced.

a giant asshole refuses to ride a bike as a native american chieftain sneaky steals the bike from right under the asshole's nose.

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