Booting up Diablo 3 for the first time

The eye of Sauron watches you

A request to stop a sexually aggravated assault is denied.

New Chain

Some guy getting punched right in the face

Your grandmother finds your porn stash.

Dr. Nick meets his end

Man attempts to give a fuck, finds he cannot.

King Cat is happy at this development

The controversial 'child molestation' episode of Yogi Bear

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room only to find Gideon's bible

The cyclops is disheartened that his dubstep is too small.

My six foot anthropomorphic penis CAN'T be this cute

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