a man asks for a women's heart, but is rejected. she shows sorrow which means that there are other reasons as to why they cannot be together

Lady GaGa singing 'Poker Face'

frightened cowboy tv set goes up to the big bad computer with monitor attached as its head, "gimme all yur simoleons", he says

blue alien doesn't want to abide by the rules

octopus face, red eyes, and a luxurious jacket

New Chain

misandry in video games: A noob girl beat me at a video game FUCKING CUNT

New Chain

I like how guys say they want a break:/ but then they never want to get back together with you<\3

pig flying using the power of flatulence over labeled clouds

pug on a leash in the snow

blond baby with his hair getting brushed with a toothbrush

glados telling the protagonist from portals that there will be cake

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