dog can read newspaper, doesn't want to live on this planet anymore

ufo drops aliens that it used for sexual favors, they're dead, fuck.

grandma watching porn gets killed by a ninja flower

wario shooting a diseased pickle

a cat throwing darts at a tied human MWAHAHA

child abuse

moon is a talking asshole, says water makes earth look fat

oversized baby crawls to freedom

a sociopath has no remorse

an evil burger eats fellow fries

pokeball eats pikachu after asking it to come inside of it

obese man finally excepts his morbidness