King Urple the Purple decides what to do with a captured Red spy, but little does he know that his wife cheated on him and his son is a Pink

What happens when a lot of friction stimulates a male human sex organ.

A Muslim woman is introduced to pork

Jacob gives into his anger as he prepares to help his faithful dog Fido perform seppuko.

Derp the Unicorn wishes to dance on a cloud of fluffy rainbows leading to hell.

Small white sailboat drifting off into an endless sea.

Minimalist Goonies

Spaghetti Spotted! Star-Cat moving to Engage the Target! Drool Engaged!

Sloth's Tooth is bothering him after eating too many Baby Ruths

With a blank expression on her face, the drone pilot pressed the button and blew up 25 goats and a poor farmer. God Bless

Clown realizes that hitting himself in the face with a cake is not actually that funny when he is attending the funeral of his estranged dad

Man calls room service but accidentally connects with Oh, the black ghost of Hell. He receives his order, but it cost him his soul.